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This isn't the suite life

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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2k13blogger:

why can’t i have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards 

spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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proctalgia:

I got really drunk a few weeks ago and I had this conversation with someone but idk who

realjunkstory:

Fact: comic creators share feelings with fangirls, often.

realjunkstory:

Fact: comic creators share feelings with fangirls, often.

troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god

troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god

awwww-cute:

Her car comes with a kitten holder

awwww-cute:

Her car comes with a kitten holder

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE